You find yourself somewhere filled with nothing but meatballs [[whoa holy shit|meatball meatball spaghetti on the meat]]there are meatballs everywhere for miles and miles you can see nothing but meatballs. you are surrounded, trapped. [[wander through this meatballzone|wandering through the meatballzone]] [[lie there in a pile of meatballs to contemplate|contemplate of spaghetti]]you wander endlessly through the meatballzone this makes you think of a familiar song, you remember from a long time ago: //hiiiiighway to the meatballzone gonna take you riiiiight in to the meatballzone hiiiighway tooooo the meatballzooooooone// you start sobbing profusely. [[it brings back memories.|highway to the meatballzone]] you lie there and wonder what is this? why meatballs? where did they come from? why are they here? why are //you// here? you feel meatballs everywhere they are warm and fleshy you are warm and fleshy you are a meatball you can sit here and contemplate being a meatball for eternity, [[or you can continue through the meatballzone|wandering through the meatballzone]] oh god. //"highway to the meatballzone"// was //the// #1 hit. everyone in high school loved that song. you'll never forget the mbx (meatball x-perience) concert you attended. the way the hot drummer gave you that look. you instantly fell in love. you wish you could have at least been stuck in the meatballzone together, to ease the crushing boredom and loneliness you now feel, but no, that drummer is long gone, and so is high school, and anything that isn't a meatball. [[too bad. keep wandering|it's a quarter after meat, i'm a little ball and i need out now]]you continue on your trek through meatballs, occasionally wondering if this is the meatballzone the song was about? //"Headin' into twilight Steppin' on meatballs tonight"// ugh. you could really live without the high school flashbacks, although at this point, you're not sure if it's better than having nothing but meatballs to look at. when you get out of this, you're going to take a nice, warm bath and take a long nap. it feels like what has been several hours, but you have no way of keeping time in this beefy dimension. is there even time here? there certainly is no life. no high school. no drummer. no passive-agressive mocking from amber, miss popularity, and her crew. no friends, no //meatball and friends// fandom, no diploma, no college, no job, no anything, no nothing. just meatballs. ugh speaking of which, [[you're getting hungry.|bite into the meatballzone]] despite the fact that they don't look that great, you take a bite out of the meatball. bleh. i mean i guess it's okay, but it's not real food. real food? is anything real in this dimension? are //you// even real? [[the sky goes dark|the night is still meatballs and so are we]] oh of course of course this would happen, what else were you expecting? the sky turns dark and the meatballs, despite having no features, look pretty angry at you. the sky flashes. you hear the repeating line of that song, increasing in volume each time it plays: //hiiiighway to the meatballzone, gonna take you riiiiight intoooo the meatballzoooooone// all the meatballs lift from the ground, revealing a road in front of you. the meatball clouds are still too thick to tell where the road leads, but a meatballnado is starting to form, and it's forming fast. [[head for the road|i walk a meatball road]] [[allow the meatballnado to take you|the meatballnado less travelled]]you run until you the meatnado is out of sight you continue to walk and walk and walk and walk and walk and walk there is no end to this, and you walk into meatfinity because i'm too lazy to try and finish this ehhhhhhhhhh but anyways thank you for playing [[head back to the meatballnado|the meatballnado less travelled]] [[start over|Start]] you are sucked into the meatballnado, feeling the gooey meatballs surround you. where else can you go? nowhere. you don't care if you become a meatball the meatballnado spins so fast. you see a white light. everything turns white. you vanish. i'm too lazy to think of an ending lol imagine your own ending thank you for playing [[start again|Start]]